Welcome

This is Ellis.
This is me.
This is what Ellis sometimes calls 'Linda' or 'Inapoo Saladpert'
This is Pastor Tengue.

We shall post pictures of Ellis and Secret Name #2 to this site. When Secret Name #2 decides to stop beating up her mother in utero and start working her over outside the womb, then we shall stop calling her Secret Name #2 and just call her Linda or Inapoo Saladpert like Ellis does.

This baby shall come no later than October 27th. Please watch this site carefully.